[ applause ] but she's the new -- meanwhile, poor randy jackson, still holding out for a new sweater vest. not all reality shows have the high standards of an "american idol" or "dancing with the stars." for instance, in november, the e channel is premiering a show called "bridal-plasty." hopeful brides to be compete to win free cosmetic surgery before their wedding. all of a sudden, the kardashians look like the waltons on this e channel. the brides will compete in events, honeymoon planning is an event, vow wrying is an event. and if you win that week, you get one surgical procedure done from your wish list and the big winner overall at the end of the season gets her dream body. and a complete sex change, just to freak out the groom. it's a horrible idea for a show, but that's how it goes now days. and if this is as big a hit as e is hoping it will be, they have another show lined up that might even top that one. >> every mother wants a perfect baby. >> now, if we do a little tuck here and a little tuck there, she's going to look two months younger. >> do it. >> a perfect baby. >>